Soy Candles - Rude Dude Candle Co.
What is soy???? Where does it come from??? Who discovered it??? When did they discover it??? What does it consistent of??? What is its molecule makeup??? Can you eat it??? Does it hurt the environment??? Does it support equal pay and equal rights for all???
WHAT ARE YOU A 4 YEAR OLD!!!
We don't know the answers to all of that. We just know that it makes the most awesome smelling and burning candle. That is it! If you want us to answer the secrets of the universe then you are on the wrong website.
If you are still unclear, we are the RUDE DUDE CANDLE CO. Encouraging a Passionate Lifestyle Through Passionate Words and Amazing Scents. (we assume we owe you that much)
There are many many many many many many .........candles in the world. Who needs another one??? Well you do for F*CKS SAKE!
At Rude Dude we want you to live with passion. I know I already said that but I like to repeat myself so you get the point. Do you get the point? Do you understand what we are doing here other then selling a candle. We are trying so hard to get our point across. Are you not in the mood for all of this??? Do you want your mommy and daddy? Are you scared?
WAKE THE F*CK UP. Life is to be lived!!! Burning a Candle is like breathing. It is the secret of life. (ok maybe that is a little over the top) However, scents anchor our memories. They make us remember a time and place. So burn the candle and enjoy it. Yes we just told you that. We told you what you should do. No one likes to be bossed around but it is for your best. I know everyone always says it is for your best. BUT......
WE F*CKIN MEAN IT!
We love you for trusting us. Ok maybe not love but atleast like...well maybe like is too strong a word....how about Thanks. I think that works. Getting a thank you from a RUDE DUDE is pretty special. It is the the best you can hope for.
RUDE DUDE CANDLE CO.