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CANDLES + WASH

Listen to the RUDE DUDE and BUY THE DAMN CANDLES ALREADY. 

What are you F*CKING waiting for????
39 products
  • Rude Dude BOURBON - Candle 18 oz - 512 g
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • HOLY F*CK Candle - Scent of Heaven
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • WASH YOUR F*CKIN HANDS (4 pack) - Scent of Cleanliness
      $112.00
    $88.00
  • F*CKIN SOAP - Exfoliating Bar - 5.3 oz - 4 PACK
    $26.00
    $26.00
  • I F*CKIN LOVE YOU Candle - Scent of Affection
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • WASH YOUR F*CKIN HANDS - Scent of Cleanliness
      $28.00
    $26.00
  • WASH YOUR F*CKIN HANDS (2 pack) - Scent of Cleanliness
      $56.00
    $48.00
  • F*CKIN SOAP - Exfoliating Bar - 5.3 oz
    $8.00
    $8.00
  • HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY Candle - Scent of Immortality
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CK CANCER Candle - Scent of Living
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • SEXY-MOTHER-F*CKER Candle - Scent of Cuddling
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • ABSO-F*CKING-LUTELY Candle - Scent of Conviction
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • CALM THE F*CK DOWN Candle - Scent of Relaxation
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CKIN BLESSED Candle - Scent of Appreciation
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • HAPPY ANNI-F*CKIN-VERSARY Candle - Scent of Forever
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • BIG F*CKING DEAL Candle - Scent of Success
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • WILL YOU F*CKING MARRY ME Candle - Scent of Bliss
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • SHUT THE F*CK UP Candle - Scent of Silence
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • Smells Like You're Naughty Candle - Sensual Amber
    $34.00
    $34.00
  • HO HO F*CKIN HO Candle - Scent of Giving
      $30.00
    $22.00
  • WAKE THE F*CK UP Candle - Scent of Motion
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • Smells Like Something Sticky Candle - Candy Cane
    $34.00
    $34.00
  • GET F*CKIN BETTER SOON Candle - Scent of Rebirth
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CK YEAH Candle - Scent of Popping Bottles
    $30.00
    $30.00

Testimonials:

"These candles smell awesome."
Ted P., MN
"What a wonderful anniversary present. I punched my husband in the arm then gave him a kiss. Funny boy!"
Janet J., CA
"Sometimes a candle says it all. Thanks guys this was a perfect birthday gift."
Sam S, FL